We're doing the thing again. You know, that thing with the stuff on this day. This year we made it here on time but we left the flash deals behind and are trying out a more LowEndTalk-friendly style of generating "activity" also known as needless bumps by letting everyone spin the whacky VirMach wheel of very wonderful prizes. Also, if you want to potentially waste your time, stick around and hype yourself up, flash deals may make a return soon™ and a little birdie told me something about it being team red.
Reply your 10-digit order number for any of the "BF 2021 KVM Specials" and we'll spin the wheel. For now we'll use an online wheel but if Amazon decides to deliver the physical wheel, we'll switch over. Prizes on the wheel may change. Check the updated wheel in comments.
These will be done for Black Friday day only, but at our discretion may continue (check comments to verify.)
Refund to store credit: We will refund the payment for the qualifying order to your store credit balance. This is a one-time credit.
Ryzen upgrade: We will upgrade your service to a Ryzen node by the end of the year.
50% off renewal: When you renew your servicer, it will renew at 50% of the normal renewal rate. This will be recurring.
Spin again: Quote and reply to the result within an hour to spin again.
Double bandwidth: Your service's bandwidth is doubled.
Double RAM: Your service's memory is doubled.
Double disk: Your service's disk amount is doubled.
Double service length: Your service's initial duration is doubled (not recurring.)
Lump of coal: You don't win anything and can't ever spin the wheel again.
Skip next 3 spins: The three order numbers posted after yours (by anyone) do not spin.
Next spin halved: If applicable, the next prize (by anyone) is cut in half.
???: Wildcard, VirMach will come up with a prize idea unless he's tired, in which case $5 store credit is provided instead.
Price Up: All advertised services go up $1/YR in price.
Price Down: All advertised services go down $1/YR in price.
BF 2021 KVM Specials
Published rates below may change slightly, especially if someone spins the price up or down variable as described above. Every 24 hours, rates may go up 50 cents to $1 per year.
PRICE AS OF 11/25/2021 @ 2AM PST
★ 512-Special ★
512MB RAM
1 CPU vCORE
15GB SSD
1TB BW @ 1Gbps
1 IPv4
$9.30 /YR | $14.50/2YR | $1.15/MO
ORDER: https://virmach.com/special-offers/
★ 768-Special ★
768MB RAM
1 CPU vCORE
20GB SSD
2TB BW @ 1Gbps
1 IPv4
$10.99 /YR | $15.50/2YR | $1.30/MO
ORDER: https://virmach.com/special-offers/
★ 1G-Special ★
1024MB
1 CPU vCORE
25GB SSD
3TB BW @ 1Gbps
1 IPv4
$12.69 /YR | $20/2YR | $1.50/MO
ORDER: https://virmach.com/special-offers/
★ 2G-Special ★
2048MB
2 CPU vCORE
50GB SSD
4TB BW @ 1Gbps
1 IPv4
$21.65 /YR | $35/2YR | $2.50/MO
ORDER: https://virmach.com/special-offers/
★ 3G-Special ★
3072MB
2 CPU vCORE
75GB SSD
5TB BW @ 1Gbps
1 IPv4
$30.35 /YR | $50/2YR | $3.50/MO
ORDER: https://virmach.com/special-offers/
★ 4G-Special ★
4096MB
3 CPU vCORE
100GB SSD
5TB BW @ 1Gbps
1 IPv4
$39.05 /YR | $65/2YR | $4.50/MO
ORDER: https://virmach.com/special-offers/
Each post here counts as an entry. You can also mail us a letter and enter that way for one entry. We'll use a random number generator to pick the posts that will receive each prize, at random times. Please note, we may substitute equivalent value store credit prize where sending the item is not possible but we'll generally work with you here.
- EVGA RTX 3060
- EVGA RTX 3060
- 2TB Mushkin Pilot-E NVMe
- 2TB Mushkin Pilot-E NVMe
- VirMach® Branded Business Card (we don't have any stickers)
- VirMach® Branded Business Card (we don't have any shirts)
- VirMach® Branded Business Card (we don't have any mugs)
- $1000 VirMach Account Credit (for personal use only)
- Alpine X-A90M X-Series Mono Amplifier
- Apple Magic Keyboard
- One Gallon Wet Platinum Lube
- OBD-II Auto Diagnostic Tool
- Five Quart Castrol Edge 10W-30 Synthetic Engine Oil
- Tom Ford Nicholai Matte Black Sunglasses
- One Hundred Empty AMD Ryzen Boxes
More Offers
We may post additional offers on the SPECIAL OFFER PAGE. or in posts on this thread.
Terms of Service: http://virmach.com/terms-conditions
Looking Glass: http://lg.virmach.com/
Refund Policy: We will not offer any refunds or guarantees for this special offer.
Support: These are considered limited support packages, but we have began to lax down on those policies and will essentially provide general support.
Please do not contact our live chat or sales department with questions in regards to this sale. We may rate limit or block special-related requests. If you have any questions, please post them on this thread. We apologize for any errors/typos within this offer.
Some More Disclaimers
Offer may end or be modified at any time. Yada yada.